Jian Cai and smalls came to my room. They said, "its time". I told them i need to change(hehe, but i took a bottle of baby oil) They were escorting me to a certain death. I was walking the green mile to my celebration..my doom... The walk from my room to the Richo games room was a long one. I stopped and checked every corner making sure no one ambushed me. or threw something at me.. It was as if i was playing live counter strike with my life at stake.
11.30 pm
Games room. The gang was there. (Aik, Tots, Li Yee, Joleen, Boon Kiat, David, Kit Mey). I was expecting them to throw flour at me when i least expected it..but noooo...they had something worse..They made me sit on a chair. They tied me down with lashing, bounded my hands to the arm rest, legs to the legs of the chair. The hell began..From what i overheard when being tied down was...lets start the first stage now..
I guess li yee was incharge of this..she took out a make up kit.. applied eye shadow, blusher and lip gloss. They were making me a drag queen. Then out of nowhere, they took out a bra...i guess it was A cup, but all of them didnt know whos was it.. And it smelled like grass, not nice.. They then took out huge ribbons and tied me down firmly to the chair.. When they were done with their make up..Tots said, "Stage 2!!!"
Stage 2 comprised of
- EVERYONE tickling me simultaneously
- Random ppl pinching and flicking my nipples(mainly boon kiat...sick sick)
All this was done when i was bound to the chair. I couldnt run, i couldnt move..and i was at their mercy. I laughed so much till i wasnt ticklish anymore. They then decided to give me a break..and continue tickling again when my nerves were refreshed.
Stage 3
When they were all done, they carried me to the lake, yes together with the chair. From the games room to the lake, it was about 200 meters. Yes they carried me. I felt like a victim of
some tribal sacrificial ritual.
We passed by the security guards and strangers, i was yelling "help me" from the chair. hahaha. and they just ignored me..what if i was really dying or getting kidnapped? So next time if you wanna kidnap someone, just say its their birthday and laugh along with it. They put me down on a jogging path somewhere beside the lake. Then they had their revenge. Aik poured a whole packet of flour (he got floured on his bday).
Tots poured vinegar on me(to even scores with the gravy i poured on his bday), more like splashed it on my body, i didnt know what vinegar will do to my delicate organs below, so i was like bracing for a burning sensation..luckily there was nothing, . Jc threw a rotten egg at me and book kiat threw a fresh one. The rotten egg.. looked like lotus paste..like some coffee jelly..OMG...Btw im still tied down to the chair.
By now,my underwear was soaked with vinegar, i looked like a sourdough bread with eggs..and make up that made me look like a rape victim.
11.55pm
Stage 4
When they were done with all that. They carried me and the chair nearer to the lake. and they laid down the chair with the back rest on the ground and me looking into the sky.
They waited to 12, then they lit the candle and placed it on a krispy kreme doughnut (which i didnt eat, coz it was contaminated with all the stuff they baked me with). They sang happy birthday AND they put me into the shallow part of the lake with the chair(david,boons and tots revenge for throwing them in the lake). My feet to my shin was submerged with lake water. Then they left me there to bake in the lake for a few minutes. When they figure out i was ready, they came back and decided to untie me.. but everyone was reluctant..scared that i would chase them. Tots said that it my birthday wish to chose who i want to untie me. So i chose him. Hahahaa. but i didnt do anythign to him because he was removing the knots. I tried to splash water from the lake out to the other..but i failed..Tots was having problems removing the knots, so they called hui wen to bring scissors down when she joined us. While waiting for the scissors, we decided to burn the lashing loose..so he did from under the arm rest..and...yes yes..it caught fire.. and tots looked at jc and ask him what to do when my hand was going to catch fire. Then tots decided to splash lake water on the fire.. good thinking man...i was glad he didnt run away. =) . Sooooo when the scissors came, tots cut me lose and pretended that he was still cutting me lose, he was telling me who i should chase and we were discussing my plan of attack. I decided to catch the mastemind, JC first.. then go for the faster ppl then chase the slower ones later. tots counted to 3, (i grabbed the baby oil from my back pocket and uncapped it). I ran to jc, squeezed a fair amount on him and hunted down everyone and sprayin everyone with it.. Joleen ran and fell, so..i rubbed all the flour and egg on her. while i hugged the rest. hahhaha
that was fun. We then headed to the games room for a post mortem.
I told larnee all these, and shes said "They must really love you to plan all this and the fact that you let them do it, you must love them loads too"
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Dinner time till late
The twelve of us went for dinner at a hot pot place at Glen Waverly (aik, tots, joleen, li yee,smalls,kit mey,boon kiat,david,hui wen, yee vonne and Jc). Buffet style which was kinda ok. Kinda sad that we didnt make reservations and had to sit at 2 seperate tables but luckily next to each toher. Then there was the cake and champagne.
Hot pot..
Group shot
Another group shot
Some of us at PI
look who i found at the city? sorry brenda, owe you a picture next time
The mastermind of my torture..The head of the torture camp
Thanks guys for making it a memorable 21st..thanks for the "night" in the city too.Thanks for the presents too.yeah you guys broke me..for the love of God are you guys happy now? please no more next time ok? Thanks all of you back in Msia for the sms and the calls. If i didnt answer them at midnight, you know why...Thanks larnee for the bday present :)
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